I know, I know. The promo was super short and you want to hear what else they had to say. Well, that’s the point of a teaser. I won’t leave you completely dry though, here a few more fun facts about them.
Rajon Rondo– He’s a romantic. Ok, maybe he didn’t say those exact words, but he did say he’s more of an R&B guy. *sings* Here and Noooooow…I promise to looooove faithfully
Amar’e Stoudemire– Loves collard greens and he studies history in his down time. I guess STAT stands for Smart Tall And Talented.
Javale McGee– Couldn’t dunk until he was 6’6″ and a sophomore in high school. That’s 6 FEET, 6 INCHES.
John Wall– Thinks he (and any other person as his teammate) can beat Maya Moore and Candace Parker in a 2 on 2. Not even a contest. Sounds like he’s calling you out, ladies!
Mike Miller– He feels like he doesn’t have any talents (other than basketball). None.
Joakim– Has no New Year’s Resolutions and he knows my Jimmy is wetter than his (aka I shoot better than him). *Go Chrissy! Go Chrissy!*
Derrick Rose- I think Derrick can cook. I don’t know what it is, I just feel like he can throw down in the kitchen. What’s up with that plate D??